Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Crank

To have sexual intercourse.

“Hey Eric, what did you and Lindsey do after the first date?”
“We cranked bitch.”

by The Rusty Spooner October 20, 2018

Crank

(Noun) A crank is a person of the female gender who flirts with and/ or gets with many guys.

“Dude did you see Lily’s jersey”
“No, what did it say?”
“It said Lil Flirt”

“Wow dude, what a crank!”

by Lil Flirt June 2, 2018

crank

hoe.

yo your bitch is a crank

by ifuckedyourdog November 30, 2017

Cranking 90's

You just build fighted the A.I Chunky bird and destroyed him

"I just cranked some 90's on this chunky bird" "I was Cranking 90's on this Chunky bird"

by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021

Belgian Crank

When you shit in the shower then cum on it, then waflestomp it down the drain.

BRO! I just had the craziest Belgian Crank of all time.

by dih sendy October 26, 2025

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025