denuvo condom 

A type of condom that is not doing a good job at protection, but also ruins the orgasm for both partners.

Guy1: Is that a denuvo condom? Refund that shit.

denuvo condom by PoopSlave97 May 31, 2023

Turf Condom 

A condom when once thrown marks the territory or "turf" of the owner of said condom. If the turf condom sticks to the target, then that target becomes the property/turf of the thrower of the condom.

"Hey Lauren, is that a turf condom on your window or are you happy to see me?"

Turf Condom by braduardo November 16, 2011

obama condom 

A promotional item used for getting certain individuas to vote democratic.

Jeff- "I picked up an obama condom after I was at the speech in chicago"

Tom- "Now you can prove to your girlfriend how dedicated you are to your party."

obama condom by nghtwaterTom December 16, 2008

Bird Condom 

Where you gut a bird and use it as a condom. Usually used as a last resort on prom night. Slogans include: "Protect your pecker with a pecker".."Don't bang your bird without your bird".."Let the bird see your worm".."Birds love seeds, give them your seed"

Elliot had nothing to use on prom night, as a last minute thought he gutted this poor sparrow and made a Bird Condom. He used that instead, safe to say for the least of it, he protected his pecker.

Bird Condom by Liquailliam May 17, 2014

Conversation Condom 

A phrase used to hide details, or save yourself from saying something you dont really want someone to know.

Person 1: "What did you say when Cindy asked you what you did last night?"

Person 2: "I just used one of those conversation condoms and changed the subject."

Conversation Condom by Doug Cota August 6, 2008

human condom 

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm

human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...

human condom by Brettimus January 15, 2007

jesus condom 

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

jesus condom by asbo August 17, 2006