apple computer

who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

Computer Genius

A person who can use "Paint" The archaic graphics program bundled with Windows

OMG you're so 31337, you can use Paint. You must be a Computer Genius!

by Anonymous September 13, 2004

apple computer

1) a iMac (mac) computer for people who are anti-microsoft
2) a computer made out of a giant apple

I just took a bite outta my apple computer, man, it tasted like apples.

by munKii poO July 1, 2003

computer talk

the typing that people use on the computer when in communication with another person online. Usually computer talk is misspelled english.

Computer talk is a fun, fast way to talk to other people without having to type out the whole words.

by Lover123 February 21, 2006

computer science

self explanatory. you can major/minor in computer science in college and it's useful if you want to get a job later in life.

Computer science r0x0rz!

by teh_applegoddess July 7, 2003

complete stranger

The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
The logical graduation from a reverse stranger

I was bored on sunday. So after a few drinks, i gave myself a complete stranger. Mate, it is like free gay porn.

by marcus_schmarcus June 21, 2006