cranking stick

Masturbating (as a guy) at 7am after coming home from the afters

A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”

by StickCranker March 7, 2024

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her

Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020

Power Crank

When one cranks with power.

Jackson: I've just power cranked

by powercranker69 November 3, 2022

Cranked

To have someone in your presence and get monetized for being around you

“She’s in my vlog to get cranked”
“I’m getting cranked right now”

by Lipsy May 25, 2024

Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019