douche cloud

when a large bunch of douche bags pool their resources in one area in order to inflict their douchiness upon unsuspecting, hard-working, non-douche bags.

I ran into a massive douche cloud at that gig in France.

by paddy o'humble December 11, 2010

Booty cloud

When in the club, for a certain amount of time, people, especially women, will tend to relax their glutes and release a fart, not necessarily synchronized, but around the same area of time.

I heard on Manswers that booty clouds actually help you get laid.

by TheBoodeyman June 20, 2011

old cloud

a heavy band formed in Ballard consisting of Rob Morrison (ex Tarantula Hawk) on bass and synth, Brad Mowen (Accüsed, ASVA, Burning Witch, Apes of Wrath) on battledrums, and Chad Lefler on bass and fuzzbass. Album soon.

trees, fog, hail, batholith, reservation cocktail
old cloud is coming and you're on his list!

by chadremains September 17, 2008

Deusche-cloud

The body-spray scented cloud, sometimes as much as 15 to 20 feet in diameter which surrounds body-spray doused deusche-bags as they move through their environment.

The people at table five are complaining about the odor. What am I supposed to do? It's not my fault if some deusche-bag comes strolling in and brings his "Deusche-cloud" with him.

by LilBob September 3, 2009

Brown Cloud

Brown Cloud: Truely, a fart is a release of tiny poo particals into the air. Magnified, the particals create a, "brown cloud". So the next time you walk into a fart, remember to keep your mouth closed- otherwise you are injesting poo particals AKA brown cloud.

Next time you fart in a crowd, look around at those who are injesting last nights dinner, and celebrate silently.

"Hey dude, I just farted and everyone around me is standing in my brown cloud."

"My brown cloud has taste of last night's fried chicken!"

by swaggette November 29, 2009

Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011

jinx cloud

Someone with perennial bad luck. If something can go from bad to worse and it just does, and you leave bad karma in your wake, you are a jinx cloud.

Matty has fibromyalgia and his laptop holder fell on him, all bruised up, that dude is a total jinx cloud. He also has bad parking karma, no app can help him.

by Chewmonster September 26, 2012