Santa Clausing

When you have a shit and you don't want to go to the bathroom so you slide that shit up and down your asshole.

I've been Santa Clausing since the first act.

by erferfin February 11, 2022

santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

Foot claustrophobia

Foot claustrophobia is a term used to describe claustrophobia felt in the feet. The sensation is often det while putting on ski boots, most commonly when the foot is halfway in the boot, but the foot gets stuck and get be pulled out, or be put in all the way. A sense of panic similar to claustrophobia commonly occurs, thus the name "foot claustrophobia".

1: bro, do you want to go skiing today?
2: sorry man, i unfortunately have severe case of foot claustrophobia
1: that isn't even condition
2: it is though
1: pussy

by angus n COD February 20, 2023

Tri Song Clause

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then go. Also known as Three Tune Condition

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Tri Song Clause!

Julie: Nah, i hatet the last three songs, dunno if I should stay any longer...
Mary: The Tri Song Clause says you should!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

Flick It Clause of 2014

A defense maneuver used when one becomes the subject of a window dicking, where the defender flicks the tip of the dick, hoping to scare off the assailant.

Knowing that Q-tips are too painful and require too great precision, Peacock knew that there was only one way to scare Chuckles off. It was the Flick It Clause of 2014 that would do the trick.

by Pnutman95 October 27, 2014

Clamspam

To receive a sexually transmitted disease from contact in the vaginal area.

Damn girl, John just clamspammed me.
or
De De De, You got clamspammed. "SHIT!"

by Leli&Mya March 7, 2010

Caustically observant

To make comments on the different ways people are annoying, disgusting and/or just plain weird.

"Models walking into the Community room. Each one looks hungrier and bitchier than the next. You know how you're not supposed to yell FIRE in a crowded theater? I bet if I yelled CHEESEBURGER it would have the same effect."

Wow how caustically observant.

by Silently Observant November 17, 2012