sweaty cigar

a moist penis

Man she can really smoke a sweaty cigar.

by Big Daddy October 22, 2003

Real Smokes ( Cigarettes

to buy cigarettes from a store are classed as real smokes, and not market or black marketted / home grown tobacco and rolled into tubes and filters this is where real smokes are called REAL SMOKES !!!!!

Real smokes ( Cigarettes ), hey mum what are real smokes, they are bought smokes not rolled smokes, can i have a fake smoke okay nafan yes you can, hey mum can i have a real smoke okay nafan u can have one of my horizons if u like . thx mum i love you, i love you to son.

by bigw hay hay nafan November 6, 2010

cigar merchant

Another derogatory term for a homosexual man. So named because, like a cigar merchant, he likes to put a good hand rolled length in his mouth and take a long, leisurely drag on it.

"Hey, check out the fag over there - a real cigar merchant."

by Wizards Sleeve November 5, 2006

happy cigg

a marijuanna ciggerette

yo' got any happy ciggs ?

by marius May 12, 2004

motion sickness cigarette

Export 'A' blue cigarettes.

Frank: "Are you alright man, you don't look so good"

Jeff: "Yea i'll be fine, I just had a motion sickness cigarette."

Frank: "Oh fuck, maybe you should have a seat!"

by shoulda_brought_them_shigars June 14, 2009

Cigan

The easiest way to say it is a bitch. Stop stealing beautiful countries in Europe you slugs, we don’t want you to ask us for money it’s fucking annoying. 99% of the worlds air pollution comes from their cigarettes and their massive shits they take. These people are dirty and unholy they won’t stop making Europe’s slang. They are Turning Europe a “second wold continent” to a “third world continent”.....oh fuck that nvm a GODDAM “fourth world continent”. Go back to we’re you are from and bring your curry with you, you are not welcome here hore.

Your such a Cigan, stop having sex with my wife you brown ass!!!

by Snoopdogismybea July 11, 2020

wet cigarette

One who can never find enjoyment in any situation. a downer. One who never becomes excited or aroused.

Colin is such a wet cigarette. He could could be knuckle-deep in Mila Jovovich with one hand and have a thousand dollars in the other and he'd still find something to complain about.

by Ryan Burk April 1, 2007