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no-boarding

(verb) while snowboarding, getting stuck on a particularly flat part of a run because you don't have enough speed or wipe out, thus eliminating any forwards motion. Because snowboarding requires some sort of downwards slope to keep moving, you will most probably be forced to un-bind. It is very annoying, and happens commonly to beginner snowboarders that are not yet practiced enough to take steeper runs, and so are forced to take runs that are meant to be 'easy', but in their flatness are really only easy for skiers.
Dude, don't take that run I just did. It's so flat, all you'll do is no-board.

Awh, shit. That was a epic fail. I'm stuck no-boarding. I have to either un-bind or jump until it slopes again...
by Anonosity May 14, 2011
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drinking under the dart board

Man, look at that one there, she's definitly been drinking under the dart board!
by Twotonetom April 20, 2005
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Kansas State School Board

Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!
by not an ignoranus July 19, 2010
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WATER BOARDING

when you slick up his entire front side with lube and then take a running slide at him aiming to ride that dick
"i tried to water board jason last night but i missed and broke my nose on the wall"
"wtf is water boarding?"
by <3<3gee<3<3 October 8, 2019
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Boardin'

Fornication (normally in a bed with box springs and boards) in a non-commital relationship.
"Man, you left early. Did you get some boardin' in?"
by Kyme Urban January 4, 2010
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BOARS

A woman loves a man with a strong back, cause she know she will be well pleased, no rabbits in the house—BOARS!
"He beat it up last night—BOARS"
by Kassieme January 15, 2017
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Newbie Board Punk Rock (NBPR)

A geeky, loser Reg form of punk in which the person constantly pushes the normal punk's buttons.
Man, you really did that? That is SO Newbie Board Punk Rock!
by Dorian Star July 5, 2004
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