throat blanket

A facial hair style where you shave all of you face and leave only your neck hair.

Jeremy: "Dude, I want to shave, but I want to try a new style."
Dan: "Just shave all but your neck hair. I hear chicks dig the throat blanket."

by Hisenburger September 26, 2011

security blanket

A security blanket is a blanket that young kids have for security.
It originates from a character in the comic strip Peanuts, named Linus van Pelt who always had a security blanket with him.

Gosh, you really need to let go of that security blanket.

by IshiftSandvich December 30, 2015

beaver blanket

When a bitch is so fat her stomach hangs down to her pussy... beaver

"Hey did you see Steve's new girlfriend? That bitch has a huge beaver blanket... Beaver

by Minntex August 10, 2017

Pig in a blanket

To wrap a piece of ham or Salami around your piece and stick it in a girls vagina or anus.

I was hungry and horny so I gave my girlfriend a pig in a blanket.

by Sebas320 September 16, 2012

piggy in a blanket

A sexual position where you are doing your significant other "doggy style" at which point you tell them to bite down on an apple while simultaneously throwing a blanket over them.

I was out getting drunk and ended up going home with a fat chick. I made the best of it by turning her into a piggy in a blanket.

by Kraylis September 20, 2013

throwing the blanket

To throw shade, but the blanket is worse because it's dark under there.

Beyoncé was throwing the blanket with Lemonade.

"Damn bitch have you heard Beyoncé's new album?"

"Yup she threw that blanket over Jay Z like it was nothing!"

Or

"Damn did you see Danielle's eyebrows? Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between a tweezer and a razor."

"Damn bitch you threw that blanket!"

by gypsy.ami May 15, 2016

Blanker

Someone make or female who you love so much but they will never quite know to what extent.
They are perfect to you in every way even though they always deny anything on that subject and nobody else sees them the way you do

You don't understand yourself why you love them so much but the urge inside of you just makes you want them so bad
Neither one of you knows why you are like this but you just are and it won't change.
Like a flawless crush but stronger
The blanker is oblivious to all of the above

Bro: I wish she knew how I feel dude wtf is she stupid
Yo: dude she just a blanker she'll know one day

by Regnirts August 9, 2015