Beaning

The act of inserting baked, kidney or mungo beans into another person's anus, following by them farting them out with force, then eating them. A popular sexual practice amongst homosexuals.

Hey Gary, fancy a beaning tonight?

by Popsicle polly February 24, 2018

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009

Beanie

A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"

A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"

This hot chick with a nice donkey gave me a beanie last night.

by Eagle Cock December 17, 2008

Beijing

Also called Peking, the biggest city around Tianjin.

Beijing is a selling image of communism China.

by Peevee August 11, 2006

you point being

your point being-someone says it when they want to piss you off or they generally dont get the point your trying to make.

phil:your gay
ali:you point being
phil:i hate you ,your so annoying

by <rob> June 19, 2006

Being a Dimmer

Offering either your mouth or your ass as a pleasureable fuck hole to another male in exchange for being able to watch that male take a shit when they have diarhea.

Rob's dad raised him to be a Dimmer.

by Clayton Stills March 27, 2003

Being a Ross

A fat, lazy, obese, stationery fat bastard for more than a days time on a couch it's too hard to workout, I know everything about anything and I work harder then any man woman or child on this planet, and I'm never wrong no matter what. Period

Parents asked if I would ever move out I replied " no I'm being a Ross"

by Burgundy dirty toilet bowl November 29, 2013