Imagine a Dirty, DIRTY little British boy. His teeth are rotting from the crumpets and the tea. He sailed across the smelly smelly sea, eventually arriving at University. He stank up the books. He stank up the pavement. He even stank up the LC basement. He stunk so bad he scared the skunk. He stunk so bad he stank himself drunk. So drunk off his stink you think he might shower. Without suds and soaps, for days on end, Stephen eventually went sour. He scared off the ladies. He scared off the hoes. He even scared off the rancid gym bros. Stephen asked to play chess. expecting a yes, his stench sent James off in a scurry.
Daughter: Daddy, I want a Dirty Stephen for Christmas
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
Daddy: No, you don't sweetie. He's a stinky little boy.
by Joey McGarry November 20, 2024

What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021

‘Hey look at that sheep it sounds like it’s saying “baa baa black”
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
‘Aha u must be talking about Stephen’
by Black sheep 69 September 21, 2020

by YarrJeg-O March 21, 2025

Stephen is an Irresistible Person the name Stephen Actually boosts your attraction 73% if you get within the first week of being born
by CarbinJay March 25, 2021

The type of person who avoids online trends without fail, who never hops on the social media bandwagon, and who above all else, never shares on their stories. Stephen is a name that means literally anything you want it to, especially if you're getting your definition from a crowd-sourced, meme-intended, web-based dictionary.
(Pronounced like a "v" not an "f")
(Pronounced like a "v" not an "f")
by The Meme-Ripper November 23, 2021
