Pick me

The type of person who constantly begs for attention and approval, and has to make EVERYTHING about themselves. Will do anything to get attention and approval, including bringing other people down.

“Alright kids, so we’ll be picking people to kick off this ma-“

“OOH! PICK ME! PICK ME! I’M THE BEST AT DOING THESE KICK-OFFS AND WAY BETTER THAN ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN HAVE 1 BRAINCELL! I’M GONNA BE SO GOOD, EVEN THE BEST IN THE WORLD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA! PLEASE JUST PICK ME!”

by nlolhere August 8, 2021

Supersize Me

Morgan Spurlock's excuse to prance about in a patriotically-themed banana hammock.

Actually, Supersize Me was a pretty damn good documentary too.

by Kayl April 15, 2008

kill me

an expression used by someone who wants to die or is just a figure of speech for me its first one

my life is so shit will u please kill me...

dude we got skewl tomorrow kill me now

by immeudontknowme July 11, 2009

Rape Me

A kick ass song by nirvana.

Dude #1; did u hear that rape me song by nirvana?
Dude #2; no.
Dude #1; it kicks ass...

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

Help me

You say "Help me" Usually when you are listening to Kidz Bop for 38 hourse and/or listening to the Kidz Bop Kidz singing and dancing to Toosie slide.

Help me I am dying. No actually someone remove 'toosie slide' from the Kidz Bop 2021.

by THE KIDZ BOP KIDZ SUCK February 10, 2021

it's not you, it's me

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

Leave Me Be

Phrase. Said usually under stress or distress for someone to leave you alone and stop bothering you.

I know the loot is gone. They gaffled it all. Now just leave me be!

by Terry Bad Ice March 31, 2017