Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.
"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."
by toms35 August 18, 2021
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Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
Get the black afterlife mug.1. The day before Black Friday where retailers start their sales early so they can get a bit more money.
2. The day of Thursday, October 24, 1929, when stock prices began to drop at an increasing rate. It was the first day of the Stock Market Crash of 1929 that marked the beginning of the Great Depression.
2. The day of Thursday, October 24, 1929, when stock prices began to drop at an increasing rate. It was the first day of the Stock Market Crash of 1929 that marked the beginning of the Great Depression.
1. I saw a commercial for Black Thursday sales at Macy's earlier, although they still called them Black Friday sales.
2. Black Thursday saw stock prices fall dramatically, foreshadowing the panic that would ensue just five days later on Black Tuesday.
2. Black Thursday saw stock prices fall dramatically, foreshadowing the panic that would ensue just five days later on Black Tuesday.
by Titanicguy May 12, 2018
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Get the crushed black diamond grill mug.A YouTuber and singer that was consistently hated on for the song "Friday."
Everyone who has hated her has since looked back at her, seeing that she is now 26 and has since moved on from teen pop (the genre that was a part of a music war between the US and Canada) to Hyperpop.
"She was just a kid at the time..."
As Black was only 14 when she released "Friday," the people who dissed her have realized their mistakes and have desired to move on. Well, I think that's what happened.
And sure, Friday was released 12 years ago, but her debut album "Let Her Burn" was released ten months ago.
Do I recommend it? I don't know. I forgot about her.
Everyone who has hated her has since looked back at her, seeing that she is now 26 and has since moved on from teen pop (the genre that was a part of a music war between the US and Canada) to Hyperpop.
"She was just a kid at the time..."
As Black was only 14 when she released "Friday," the people who dissed her have realized their mistakes and have desired to move on. Well, I think that's what happened.
And sure, Friday was released 12 years ago, but her debut album "Let Her Burn" was released ten months ago.
Do I recommend it? I don't know. I forgot about her.
by 7568ino December 14, 2023
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Get the black peen toe warts mug.The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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