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Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."
Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.
Ball Scratcher by The Stinker July 14, 2006

ball squeeze jeans 

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. Extremely aparent to.
canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"
ball squeeze jeans by Space Turtle October 18, 2006

Ball-sack Vinaigrette 

A slimy and oily fluid, or perspiration, that sits between the scrotum and the inner thighs, creating the sticky balls sensation or schleg. The notably pungent smell of the fluid is often mistaken to be balsamic vinaigrette.
Mr. Johnson: "Come suck my cock and lick my balls bitch."
Mrs. Johnson: "Mmmmf, is that, mmf, balsamic vinaigrette on your balls?."

Mr. Johnson: "No bitch, it's ball-sack vinaigrette"
Mrs. Johnson: "MMMm, smear some of that shit on my ass when you toss my salad.
Mr. Johnson: "My pleasure, bitch."

Ball Player 

1 . Someone who plays sports, like basketball, football or any other sport that involves a ball or balls.

2. A guy who consistantly plays with his nuts be it via pocket pool or balls in hand action in front of the TV.

3. A gay guy who likes to play with other mens balls, such as guy on guy ball juggling or tea bagging.
Wow, our waiters is such a ball player! did you see how he was jostling his junk when taking our order...WTF?
Ball Player by ballzinyourface November 9, 2010

street ball 

basketball played in the ghettos, often a rougher version of pro basketball with imperfect courts and a lot of intimidation
street ball by Anonymous August 26, 2003

Ball And Chain 

To have a girlfriend that restricts hanging out with your bros or doing anything fun.
I wanted to hang out with Adam, Neil, and Cody, but Laurens got me on her ball and chain...
Ball And Chain by Eddie Pitch August 26, 2010