Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.

Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.

Cuntsultant by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

cunthair 

a very small unit of measurement

can you turn the tv down just a cunthair?

cunthair by rubensinclair April 30, 2003

cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

cuntus maximus by TCgossip August 4, 2007

cuntputer 

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

cuntputer by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

cunthead 

Female equivalent of dickhead.

I was drivin' to the gas n' sip to get me a foty when that cunthead in her hooptie cut me off.

cunthead by Scoundrel1960 January 9, 2008

cunto diablo 

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

cunto diablo by real deal 83 July 23, 2014

cuntradiction 

when a women does the opposite of what she says she'll do

"im going to town i'll be an hour" 6 hours later she comes home. what a cuntradiction

cuntradiction by reapernok March 6, 2009