Word Weasel

Douchebags that covet dictionaries, searching for big words to present themselves as intellectuals while attempting to confuse you with their smertness when in fact, they're complete fucking asshats that know sweet fuck all about what they're saying ... but it sounds good.

Common word weasels include graduates of artsy fartsy programs currently serving french fries and wondering how they'll pay for their $50,000 student loan for puppetry.

by LookDumbass November 7, 2011

axis of weasels

A gathering of three or more criminal masterminds.

Former Vice President Dick Cheney, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and President George W. Bush were known as the axis of weasels.

by Chicswank December 8, 2010

Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.

Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator

Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel

by Kooter Miller January 5, 2013

weaver

A stupid person, a retard. A person so lacking in intelligence he might be seen at The Weaver School and Workshop for the Mentally Handicapped (in Akron, OH).

Einstein was never the president, you fucking weaver!

by SmallStone December 12, 2008

Shit Weasel

When there is an intense, overwhelming painful cramping in the stomach and abdomenal region that usually ends results in one bent over clutching themselves in pain. Sometimes there are the noises of a weasle running around and screaming to be released, by means of diarrahea. Side effects may include: goosebumps, shivering, crying, cramping, burning of the anus, sweating, and sharting or aka shit farting.

"Oh man, my stomach hurts sooo bad, I think I have a shit weasel running around and wants to get out oooouch!!" and then run to the bathroom for relief.

by Corinne G. May 23, 2007

cum weasel

the offspring of mike williams and shaniqa

"the cum weasel ran away last week"

by gary coleman February 5, 2004

sneaky weasel

#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly

Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.

by Todd Lee November 14, 2005