World's Smallest Violin

when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you

Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"

by big ginger 88 November 20, 2016

junk violation

a situation where your "junk" is blatantly making a fool out of yourself

man: "how's it going"
woman: " get away from me you have a raging Junk violation

by chonger November 29, 2005

uber-violent

Above and beyond violent. Makes Silence of the Lambs seem like children's telivision. Lots of blood, gore, and death. Definitely not for the faint of heart.

Sin City was an uber-violent movie.

by Michael Hoffman April 30, 2006

vocal_violence

a cult on VampireFreaks.com that is filled with pretentious ass wholes and potential intellectuals. one of the most known cult on VF, especialy known for the how the cult is ran. the cult has no real direction, no requirements, no real rules besides site rules and yet is one of the most successful and most active cult on the site.

Also known as: V_V or VV

Yesterday, I was on Vocal_Violence and I got my ass chewed out by one of the members.

by BMSX3 May 5, 2010

Mtn Dew ultra violet

A new kind of diet Mtn Dew that has a great taste and still kicks like sugar soda.

Damn i could use a mtn dew ultra violet

by Cheeto!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 1, 2009

Viola

A terrible instrument. No one likes the viola and it is extremely cringe-worthy. The true heros of the orchestra is the violins and cellos. Violas just try to be cool like them by playing low notes (like a cello) and being a small instrument.

Gross, is she a viola player? Well, that sucks that she has like 6 other people to play with her.

by bgtnhymju December 10, 2016

violation

a game played by teens and young adults between two people. (male and female most commonly but also played by female and female and male and male) the first player must touch the other player somewhere and after every new place the first player touches the second player, they must ask, "Do you feel violated?" and if the second player says "no" the first player must keep touching except in a different place. if the second player says "yes" they do feel violated, the first player must stop and its the second players turn to touch. when they say "do u feel violated", they mean, when i touch u here am i violating where you want to be touched?

Mike: Me and Sarah played violation yesterday.
Dave: Damn your lucky! How far did she let you go?
Mike: Man, she let me finger her!

by bLonDeLILbAbyGirl June 26, 2005