Oregon Trail

Following the 2020 decriminalization of most drugs by Oregon. The Oregon Trail is a line of coke so long that you die of dysentery half way through.

Did you hear about Johnny?
No, what happened?
Dude tried the oregon trail at that party...he didn't make it.
How'd he di- wait....don't you dare say it.

by BurntOutMedic November 10, 2020

Snail Trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partners chest or face

Linda's snail trail is so messy It soaked the whole bed

by bigdaddypenis April 21, 2020

Trail pickle

Trail pickle the salty delicious snack resulting from a woman placing a cucumber in her vagina then going for hike.

There those Subaru drivers go to make their trail pickles.

by Uricofnewtart July 17, 2025

vestigial trail

A happy trail which begins above the belly button, preferably at the nipples or higher.

I tried to motor-boat him (he was kinda chubby) and got hair from his vestigial trail in my mouth 😕

by This is actually Erin June 14, 2018

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018

Trail Bunny

(Noun) A woman who hikes trails (often on mountains) and fucks random men that she happens to run into.

1) "Watch out man, there's a trail bunny up ahead."
2) "Thanks but I think I'll keep going!"

by Pluey March 22, 2024

trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.

"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

"

by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013