Grap on my tired 

The original thread.
members.shaw.ca/penphoe/grap/grap.html

...should i make him grap on my tired while i drive?

Grap on my tired by 05wrxmatt July 21, 2008

Dead Dick Tired 

<<Adj>> 1) So tired your dick disappears. 2) Abbreviated DDT: Broken bicycle axle.

I must have been dead dick tired when I accidentally pissed in my laundry hamper this morning. I DDT'ed on some bots dots last night on my way home from work.

Dead Dick Tired by JPickwick March 22, 2011

tired

Someone who acts annoying.

That girl is so tired because she thinks she knows everything.

Why are you acting like that? Quit being tired.

tired by Vlada February 6, 2008

Re-tired 

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.

This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.

Re-tired by Schneppleupagus October 5, 2010

Corona-tired-dick 

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

Corona-tired-dick by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

Tired

You

You're tired!? I'm tired of pretending you didn't seriously just come here and fuck a retard instead of me. And you were stupid enough to think I would be your friend? Disgusting. You're a whore and you deserve whatever I do to you.

Tired by Hym Iam September 28, 2020

tired

it so hard to listen or read or do anything

because you take that

and fit it into an image you have created of me in you mind

it annoying

and show to me confidently, saying

"this is who you are, right?"
annoying

just so you know

most of the time, you have missed the point

and I played along

because playing the role of fool sometimes comes in handy

but seriously stop

tired of trying to prove myself, so imma do what I feel like and go ahead and assume as much as you want

tired by moon&night January 1, 2022