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taintburst

The sensation of: When you’re trying to fall asleep when it’s really hot, and you reach down and peel your scrotum away from your taint, and whew, suddenly you feel 20 degrees cooler.
Wait a minute. Ahhh, taintburst…
by db(smack) July 4, 2010
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Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.
I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles
by daudrina February 25, 2011
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tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint
im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter
by geminimonkey March 27, 2011
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Taintkle

The upper inner fat of a fatty regional area.. ...like cankles, just in the crotchial region... and it will be updated accordingly as the definition continues to work its way into lexicon........
She was a Mcfatty, but when I saw the taintkle...I ran like hell..I Think it tried to eat me....."guyspeak.....run"..and yes you "Cant believe its not taint".....spread that in your morning toast,,,...yep....looks like a duck......waddles like a fatty and might be rockin some "fromunda" cheese.....probably a good indicator of a tainkle to come.....
by the hatted one July 31, 2011
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Taint weld

The ridge of skin that runs on the taint from the balls to the butthole
His taint weld was irritated because he did'nt shower for 3 days
by stuarthub December 16, 2011
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Taint Snuffing

Taint Snuffing is the act of jamming your face into someones taint and inhaling through your nose violently.
man ive been taint snuffing so much my nose hurts.
by The-Chode-Master September 25, 2012
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Taint Sword

A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.

Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 1, 2012
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