Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣
Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
by Mischievous Megan June 09, 2022
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The Pulitzer Surprise

The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA
Did you hear about Tom?

Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise
by Churchpewpew May 16, 2023
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Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
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Arctic surprise

A dildo formed from defacating into a condom then freezing it.
The wife was pissing me off so I gave her an Arctic surprise
by Dornsfrostyglove August 30, 2018
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Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.
Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night
by Flahugulus Bouglar August 01, 2019
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Kuzniewski Surprise

When a guy tells you he wants to show you something cool and before you realize it, he unzips his pants and much to your surprise he shows you that he had his balls shaved!
Dude 1: Hey come over here a minute, I gotta show you something!

Dude 2: It better not be a Kuzniewski Surprise! That shit scare me.
by batmanhere September 08, 2011
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The spooky Surprise

When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost
They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.
by GaydolfStiffler July 02, 2022
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