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Top-Step

To continue building a joke up until it breaks down and leaves an awkward silence. So named because it is not unlike reaching the top of a flight of stairs, then putting your foot out for another step and stumbling because there isn't one.
"Dude, she's so easy a caveman could do her."
"She's the town bike!"
"So many people have fucked her, I got HIV!"
"... You just fucking top-stepped it, man..."
by Nichtus May 9, 2013
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Top 30

A word that the Urban Dictionary puts in the top 30 list that is up there for no reason.
by Curry King 123 March 8, 2021
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top players

A specific elite social bracket of MMORPG players. Common characteristics of a top player include:

Adversity in the face of danger.
Leadership qualities; ability to place a large party of guildmates into critical situations i.e. guildhunts, and return without sustaining casualities (Khaz an exception).
Large penis.
DEADLY COWARD IS A TOP PLAYERS!!!11~ - Khaz (and the majority of AE)
by Deadly123 November 25, 2007
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birthday top

When a girl/ boy gives their significant other or someone they like head for their birthday
“Girl he gave me birthday top, it was the best I’ve ever had”
by Disney3.6.5 May 25, 2018
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grass top

When somebody builds a house in Minecraft out of dirt, and they leave it up for so long the dirt becomes a grass block again. Meaning the roof is a "grass top".
Jamal " Have you seen Emma? She's wearing all leather armor! "
Matt " Yeah, shes such a grass top! "
by ItsProxy June 17, 2019
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top disgrace

An individual who exceeds the standard disgrace monitor. An adjective is required to extend this statement in order to emphasise its disgracefulness. Once at the top level of disgracefulness, there is no way to exceed this standard.
That Drake song is a top disgrace. I've never heard such horse wank in my life.
by comp1banter May 18, 2011
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cushion top

The soft front of a woman's vagina
I was going commando and my pants were unzipped so everyone could see my cushion top
by Peanut#1 March 30, 2016
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