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jen test

when one forgets pre cleaning cleaning, and their are items left on the floor that will put your vacuum to the ultimate test in suction. the jen test.
if you are vacuuming and your vacuum fails to suck up say socks, earrings, rocks, small children, then it is not a true vacuum and you have been ripped off. if your vacuum can withstand the jen test, all of these things will disapear.
by jen the vacuum tester July 1, 2011
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dipstick test

When you check a girls P.H. balance by inserting 2 fingers into her pussy (knuckle deep) and pulling them out to see if there are little pussy boogers or if it is nice, clean, and un-clotted. Ultimately you are checking for signs of other guys cum.
Dude, after performing the dipstick test, I told that bitch to go wash her crusty hole.
by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016
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test-dummy

A person who is a bonafide risk taker, who, in contrast to stuntmen and daredevils ends up taking risks that more often than not result in disasterous consequences. Despite these consequences, like a true test dummy, this person heals up from their wounds, that otherwise would have killed another person, and gets right back to taking risks that will lead to further injury or death.
test-dummy: "Hey dummies, I smashed my head car surfing the other day, once that's healed up, anyone want to play chicken on the train tracks with me?"
by Sggin November 21, 2013
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The Europe Test

Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.
My ex-girlfriend didn't pass The Europe Test...damn she's crazy! She sold all my stuff on ebay and fucked my cousin while I was traveling Europe. I even bought her a necklace goddammit! Good thing this happened before we got engaged.
by IlJaanevits August 12, 2009
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Crash Test Dummy

The only job you will ever get, I hope you have medical insurance
A look there goes that Crash test dummy
by ac March 14, 2004
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Literacy Test

it's a test in ontario that grade 10 students are forced to take and pass, if you don't pass you are forced to take it again until you pass or are forced to take a class against your will that will "help" you pass. Because if you do not pass in the future years of high school, you will fail high school..... it's also a shit load of ass because they say it's really hard and a lot of people fail... but it's extremely easy...too easy...
Before: "Ah CRAP!! the literacy test is today!! it's going to be hard!!"

After: "That was the easiest test ever...i didnt even need to study...."
by Nightwalker0 April 2, 2009
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Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019
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