Capitalist tennis

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Wet Tennis

Sex where the participants are both loud and sweaty.

I hope we didn’t keep you up last night, we enjoy playing wet tennis when camping in a ten.

After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.

by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024

David Tennant

The Hottest Man Alive

i want David Tennant to cum on me

by wills is gay boy 69420 December 27, 2024

Australian tanning

When 3+ men orgasam all at the same time on the person infront of them.

After we finished Australian tanning . I woke up with a painful blister on my groin.

by buffetofpoo February 20, 2025

Tenacious Tennis Bennis

A somewhat unusual nickname for someone who may resemble a tennis ball. Bonus points for the tennis ball-like individual if they also are friends with someone who may resemble a golf ball, likes to invent things, and says "Awww, okay......." a lot. The individual receiving the nickname does not actually need to be tenacious, ironically.

Nickel: Whatcha doing here, Tenacious Tennis Bennis?
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔

by HankBoiWasTaken May 23, 2025

fag tennis

Dudes who are more into their friends than anything else.
At some point the begin to experiment with fag tennis.
Kissing, touchy and grouping.
There is usually an abused pretty boy or idiot who starts this with his broes.

The pretty boy from Austria and Switzerland banged one of his friends after playing fag tennis.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

Moon Tanning

Melbourne slang — being up all night and sleeping through the day, leading to a pale complexion from lack of sun exposure.

“Haven’t seen daylight in weeks, bro — been moon tanning heavy.”

by Louie Loud January 10, 2026