Simone

a knocked up whore

“Y’all Simone such a whore!”

by kassidyklementisz October 17, 2019

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Simmons College

An all girl's school in Boston MA. Known for its challenging academics and tight knit community of alumni, Simmons college has every type of girl from rich white preppy snobs, to butch lesbians who refuse to shave. Most of the girls that go there are rejects from Wellesley College, Smith College and Mt. Holyoke.

"You hooked up with a girl from Simmons College? Did she have a shaved head?"

by Jenna Samuels August 7, 2005

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Simon

Huge gaylord with cross-dressing tendencies. Likes to get close to male counterparts drug and fondle them.

wow what a repressed homosexual - he was such a simon.

by etyui November 4, 2009

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simon

A leader among men who has the unafformentioned ability to fail at launching. This person has multiple erections yet fails to ejaculate when predisposed to sexual fantasies and proprioception from sensual sources. This person is a descendent of a fish face and has yet to experience the ultimate satisfaction and blasting onto a person's face

Yo dont be a simon, that dudes a failure
Yo last a little longer, stop being a Simon.

by Failure to Launch April 16, 2007

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Simon

someone who loves rubber band balls and is a mom. A Simon is someone who's voice sounds like Tina from bob's burgers and he loves to type 666 in text messages. He thinks Peyton is the coolest nugget ever and has a huge over-inflated ego.

A Simon is also a term for a child who takes many years to outgrow diapers.
Also a slang term for someone who thinks everyone is mom.

That kid is so Simon
No, Simon, I'm not your mom.

by ChittyChittyBangBang December 15, 2014

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