A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
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Get the Van not the shoes mug.Just as a gay man can be called,"light in the loafers," a butch lesbian can be said to be heavy in the shoes.
I think Jody is a little heavy in the shoes, she's got that butch haircut and a chain driven wallet .
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Get the A buttered shoe mug.When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
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Get the Green shoes mug.Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.
So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age
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