Shot Sick

Feeling sick after a flu shot or other vaccine, typically a headache or fatigue

A: want to hang out later?
B: nah I'm still shot sick from my booster yesterday

by harmphrey March 15, 2022

Mckenley's Dick

Bigger than sam's dick.

Mckenley's Dick is so fucking fat. Bigger than sam's dick.

by Mckenley dick expert. April 5, 2022

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.

Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."

by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022

Im sick of sex i just want love

When you look past your short term goals.

God, im sick of sex i just want love 😭😭

by Lil barnacles #1 fan January 16, 2023

my sick package

Slang term to describe one’s own psychological damage, or “baggage,” along with one’s insightful recognition that it exists.

I’ve got my sick package and you’ve got your sick package.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

City Center21: My Dick just got hard

MagicalCherry: Must Be a first

Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick

by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?

Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

by Stupid_Bastard February 17, 2019