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Molesey rodeo  

Basically the same as a Rodeo execpt 4 u get a fit bird to come back 2 your house and u get ur mate to hide in the cupboard naked and then u engage in doggy style sex with the girl. When u are about 2 cum yell 'Rodeo!!' and exit the girl and get ur mate to jump out of the cupboard and begin fuckin her, while she screams and squirms around like rodeo on a bull. You must wait and see how long u can rodeo the bitch before she can escape. The boy who was orginally sexin the whore must film the act of Molesey rodeo, then u show it to all ur friends.

It must be done with best friends and a complete slag who u dont know. It also must be done in doggy style.
boy 1: hey baby wanna come back 2 mine
Girl: yeah

(At the house they begin to have sex)

Boy 1: ahhh baby im about to cum...RODEO!!

(Boy 2 jumps out of the cupboard and begins to have sex with the slag)

Boy 2: woooooooooo baby, ur a frisky one...this is the longest ive given a Molesey Rodeo for

Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boy 1: Shit this is the best Molesey rodeo ive ever seen


(Later that nght)

Boy 1: Hey mate, watch this
Boy 2: Yeah i gave this bitch a Molesey rodeo for 13 seconds!!

All their friends proceed to watch the video and then all cheer and buy the rodeo boys a beer
Molesey rodeo by Sam Awadalla December 11, 2006
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rodeo sex 

A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!

(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)
Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then

~~sex~~

<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds

~~penetration is lost~~

<Adam>12 seconds, result!

(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)
rodeo sex by Wozza Worrell July 25, 2008

Rodeo Fuck 

When the male first sticks his cock into either the ass or vagina, he then says to his partner your Sister, Mom, best friends, etc. (whatever will work best to achieve the angry reaction desired) Pussy/Ass is so much tighter. Then hold on for as long as you can trying to achieve climax. Then get the hell out of there.
Julies Dad shot and killed Charlie when he walked in on them and saw Charlie performing a rodeo fuck on his little princess.
Rodeo Fuck by Greggae January 29, 2010
Rome is a sweet, loving, and a great guy. Hes always there if you ever need a friend. Hes got your back no matter what, and always knows how to cheer you up when your feeling down. Hes the kind of guy you cant live without no matter what. Hes a ladies man and seriously popular. Hes not the type that will cry but when he does all you want to do is be there for him, because you cant stand to see him like that. In all Rome is a hell of a great guy, who any girl would be lucky to have! If you dont have a Rome, get one!!!
Harry-Have you seen Rome today?
Melissa-No but hes probably in the bunch of girls over there.
Rome by Myself12345 April 7, 2015

Rome New York 

small city by utica, consists of a large italian population
Rome New York by dawggggg August 25, 2008

rodeo smile 

when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.
she said she couldnt fuck cause "its that time of month", so i said shut up and gave her a rodeo smile.
rodeo smile by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

mongolian rodeo

A gaysian gang bang of sorts, consisting of all gay Asian males, partaking in a sexual orgy.
"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."