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pseudobitch

pseudo meaning fake or false and bitch meaning prissy or stuck-up person...
Karina is a fkkn pseudobitch.
by mariieee November 29, 2007
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pseudoistic

An annoyiong friend who always asks you to like or comment on his/her Facebook status , Profile picture , some clip etc....
This deplorable person is usually manipulated by commenting at the time that he/she asks you to do it and then deleting the comment after he/she appears offline .
Sean : " ugh.. fucking Allen "

Beso : " What ? "

Sean : " she wants me to comment on her new profile pic "

Beso : " dude... she told me to do that too ... what a pseudoistic girl "

Sean : " hah... you can say that agian ..."
by Kaliko Beso February 23, 2011
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pseudonymity

Anonymity by using pseudonyms in social networking media. A means for users to express their less than savory opinions and traits (e.g. trolling) without hearing about it from their mum or colleagues afterwards.
grrrl_93 = fun-lovin' pseudonymous
well_hung = poor ignoramus

"grrrl_93: Want to see a vid I made? It's a bit risqué.
well_hung: oooh yessss!
grrrl_93: Okay, look here: (links to Xtube)
(...)
well_hung: WAAAAAAH!
grrrl_93: Meet up?
well_hung: DUDE!
...well_hung has logged off"

grrrl_93/well_hung: 1/0 - win by pseudonymity.
by barbama October 7, 2011
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pseudolesbian

an insult to describe the regular socially standard stuff that women do, such as kissing their friends to show affection or jokingly fondling each others' breasts because they find it funny
girl 1: *fondles her friend's breasts* omg your tits are so much bigger than mineeeeee
girl 2: omfg stop you pseudolesbian lol

guy 1: yo dude i saw your girlfriend kiss another woman, said she was sayin' bye or whatever
guy 2: oh fuck, i'm dumpin' that pseudolesbian, she on that hoe shit
by cathumper69 March 21, 2021
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Pseudogay

When a straight guy is attracted to femboys just because they resemble flat chicks, but with dicks and that is technically counted as straight. Also called as femboysexual.
Tim is a pseudogay as his lover Elliot is a femboy.
by Diego_Brando November 15, 2021
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pseudocider

A person who constantly threatens to commit suicide to get attention while being too scared to actually do it
Ron has been a pseudocider for months. Each time a girl breaks up with him, he says he's going to end it all, but he never does.
by DJMarcusA September 6, 2021
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Pseudoscience

Formerly a descriptor for practices claiming to be scientific with no evidence in favor of the practice, the term "Pseudoscience" has unfortunately devolved into a catch-all pejorative term for anything that doesn't align with the majority opinion of self-proclaimed "intellectuals" who will create 1500+ word essays on why you're wrong and why you should "TRUST THE SCIENCE". Because of the modern redefinition of the term, several harmless beliefs and hobbies (eg. Cryptozoology, Astrology, Ufology) have been lumped into the same category as absolutely braindead theories that even fetuses would be able to identify as bullshit (eg. Flat earth), or genuinely dangerous beliefs and practices (eg. Horse Dewormer and Bleach as "cures" for COVID and other related quackery). Science actually sometimes relies on "Pseudoscientific" practices to make new breakthroughs. For example, Plate tectonics used to be given no credibility, but are now generally accepted.

The term is now systemically abused heavily on Wikipedia due to said site's high reliance on secondary sources. Said secondary sources (mostly editorials on popular news magazine websites) heavily abuse the term "pseudoscience", especially when talking about those who are politically right-wing (while ignoring left-wing pseudoscientific, or at least denialist movements such as the anti-GMO or anti-nuclear energy movements).
Person 1: Hey, check out this cool cryptid book i got!
Person 2: Aww sweet! My favorite is the Bunyip, i wonder what it'll look li-
"Expert": ACKSHUALLY CRYPTOZOOLOGY IS PSEUDOSCIENCE AND IF YOU FOLLOW IT YOU ARE A RIGHT WING ANTI-MASK NAZI WHO THINKS THE EARTH IS FLAT
Persons 1 and 2: Dude wtf
by PNurBH June 6, 2023
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