Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating/avoiding work by masturbating.

Erin: Where's mike?
Slizz:Oh ya know..
Phinney: He told me he was doing math homework, but hes probably still procrasturbating.

by double aaa April 23, 2011

Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.

Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."

by AKM178 February 22, 2011

procrasterbating

The art of putting off important or useless assignments so you can masturbate, so good luck and don't get caught kiddy's

My Mom walked in on me Procrasterbating last night and all she was "Jimmy at least finish your homework".

by Jacob F; November 7, 2007

Procrastian

a procrastinator of Olympic skill: "If procrastination were an Olympic event, I'd win a gold medal."

I've just spent 3 hours on Facebook. Man! I'm a total procrastian.

by Scotty Smithy August 20, 2008

procrastgymnating

Putting off going to the gym, or working out, for as long as possible.

I need to work off that Christmas dinner, but I keep procrastgymnating by watching TV and going online.

by rjose December 31, 2008

procrastisnack

To procrastinate for such a period of time that you get hungry and head to the fridge for a snack.

"I'm such a procrastisnacker that i gained five pounds and still haven't finished the report for tomorrow.

by Hawkkiller25 March 4, 2010

procrasturbating

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.

I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

by pete galanis May 15, 2010