The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
Get the cave paintings mug.The antonym of a no-wipe. When you take a shit and it's so messy, you find yourself scrubbing your taint clean because it's been painted brown.
Me: "Hey Dave, I just had the opposite of a no-wiper this morning. I had myself a taint-painter. I had to shower afterwards."
Dave: "That's awesome."
Dave: "That's awesome."
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when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
by berka13 September 12, 2011
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Wet in the Paint has been used by bay-area rapper E-40 and is similar to the popular rap phrase "Goin hard in the Paint"; a reference to Basketball - the paint being the painted "key" around the basket. So the paint part is defined.
But wet.? Wet is slang for using PCP, or sherm.
So being, or going "wet in the paint" would be a step up from "going hard in the paint" wet in the paint would be more violent, drug-addled and careless. But still synonymous to gettn buck, goin hard, and goin dumb. Wet in the paint; think of Kobe Bryant on PCP=unstoppable.
But wet.? Wet is slang for using PCP, or sherm.
So being, or going "wet in the paint" would be a step up from "going hard in the paint" wet in the paint would be more violent, drug-addled and careless. But still synonymous to gettn buck, goin hard, and goin dumb. Wet in the paint; think of Kobe Bryant on PCP=unstoppable.
by Trillvanilla December 26, 2010
Get the Wet in the Paint mug.Someone that gives you a coat of piss especialy to kids named obby, robby and anyone thats named with an obby on the end as Dane Cook would put it
"Like he woke up in the morning and said, BRING ON THE PISS!" and someone did bring on t he piss. YOu can pretty much hire anyone off google these days. Just search piss painters or something." - Dane Cook
by Colin76219874351625746 October 27, 2008
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