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midget monkey

a tiny cunt. nazi. cant get pull for love nor money. nancy boy. girls best mate. black man features. tiny nob . fancys the fuck out of gobble. smells like shit. scaveneger. ugly. little dwarf arms. shit clothes. cant handle guiness. fancy a shag????. will fuck gobble. cries. ruins films. retard. looks like a monkey. scottish. cant remember the last time he got any. gay curly hair. says hurtful things to warwick wankers. racist. otc bummer.loves the army boys. mummys boy. smelly breath. skinny ripped. WILL FUCK MAXINE IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT
"that tiny smelly kid over there trying to mount that penguin is a midget monkey"
by GASH HOUNDZZZZZ March 23, 2009
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Mudder

Hick.
a person who likes to go muddin.
most likey owns a mud-truck to go muddin in.
wears steel toed boots.
thinks they're the shit but are really just the mudders.
That Mudder must have went muddin. hes got mud all over his mud-truck and boots.

yeah what a mudder trucker.
by Kelsie UU July 26, 2009
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midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.
Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?
by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009
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Midget Pool Fight

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.
(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"
by lawboffin March 28, 2009
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mudder blumpkin

While orally pleasuring a women from behind, you proceed to mudder boat her while she shits all over your face
It took me two showers to clean my face from last nights mudder blumpkin
by Flumpkin Bucker October 23, 2009
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Midgey

Touching one's genitals in a photograph, implying a wanking gesture.
His team photo was a cracker, he was doing a Midgey.
by Banned 101 Saint August 6, 2012
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midgetphuck

The act of a female legs weak and noodly from sex she shrinks like a midget
I fucked her so good she became a midgetphuck
by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018
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