A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!
by SP1031 February 23, 2017
Get the Marked Woodmug. The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
Get the manstration marksmug. by CoolKid2804 January 11, 2020
Get the Tiddy Marksmug. Aka a BETA MALE (limp and suffers e.d) A people pleaser. Loves to be center of attention. Mark Shamus goes out of his way to help strangers, but craps on the friends closest to him.
Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.
Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.
If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.
Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.
Mark Shamus has 2 faces, and you will only see the 2nd one if you live with him. Fake personality, lures you in with his charm and jokes.
Totally nice guy, but WARNING don't get too close. Mark Shamus will use you only to benefit off you. He will lie to you; even when caught red handed. Will throw friends under the bus in order to keep his lie going.
If you're romantically involved with a Mark Shamus, realize that you're NOT the only 1 he's romantically seeing; there are many others.
Mark Shamus can't keep a job, gets in trouble with the law constantly, great story teller, plays the victim perfectly, has narcissistic behavior.
Friend: " There goes Mark Shamus, strapped his cape on and ready to save a ho"
"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"
Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)
"Mark Shamus out there doing ho-shit again"
Girlfriend: "why didn't you come home last night?"
Mark Shamus: (whatever comes out of his mouth is a lie)
by Never_again23Ugoing2learn April 26, 2022
Get the Mark Shamusmug. A humerous phrase added at the end of a question on instant messengers, SMS/Text messages, e-mails and any other form of informal electronic communcation.
Electronic equivellent of a raised eyebrow and chin stroke when asking a question physically.
Electronic equivellent of a raised eyebrow and chin stroke when asking a question physically.
by KingCrapper June 12, 2011
Get the Question Mark?mug. When an old man sneaks into a woman’s window, has sex with her and after finishing grabbing her dog to clean your penis.
by The overnighters June 29, 2022
Get the The Mark Barkmug. Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.
Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?
Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.
Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.
Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.
Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.
by Wpprsnppr November 10, 2013
Get the Bloatation marksmug.