J.D

Very full of himself, annoying, good at piano playing, bad at sports, rich

I know a J.D.

by Elf ears February 26, 2019

J.D. Rockerfeller

A super-rich dude who sits around all day in his "to-and-fro-motion" easy-chair while the rest of us slave away to keep him comfy.

I wonder if J.D. Rockerfeller ever thought about all the trouble he was causing the world while he was sitting on his porch just rockin' away?

by QuacksO March 13, 2019

J.D

A weak wimp

J.D is a wimp

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

j'd

Getting J'd is when everyone repeated screams "J" while slapping someone.

"C'mon, let's go J him!"
"Aw damnit, I don't wanna get J'd!"

by catterbitch July 22, 2022

J.D. Vance

The couch humper who Donald Trump selected to be his running mate in the 2024 election.

Did you see the mascara running down the face of that couch humper J.D. Vance?

by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024

J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.

That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024