jdub 

Noun - Short for the abbreviation JW. A person who is a Jehovah's Witness.

That Jdub was eaten by my dog when he refused to leave my property.

jdub by TheKingKidd February 4, 2005

jdub 

1. State of disappearing during work and making personal calls during work. 2. The state of not knowing when to stop eating. 3. The art of texting during work and avoiding phone calls while logged into a call center queue. 4. The inability to drive after 1 beer resulting in the totaling of one or more vehicles. 5. The denial of age resulting in thrown out backs from sporting incidents.

"That fool pulled a jdub on us..."

"Hey man, I did a jdub last night and now I'm constipated... stomach's loaded".

"Why you gotta jdub out like that for?"

"Man he was out on the phone on a personal call for 2 hours during work so we all had to cover for him.""Yeah dude, he just pulled a jdub."

"Man... he jdubbed his car last night after the work party."

"No wonder why that fool's on the bench, he's a jdub. He can't hang with us youngin's"

jdub by burnzzzzzz April 21, 2010

JDUB 

A slang term first used for the research chemical JWH-018. Originating in southern california, it is now widely used as slang for any synthetic cannbanoid/research chemical (JWH, RCS, AM2201) that can be acquired or bought off the internet.

Garrett: "You look faded as fuck, you just blaze?"

Payam: "Naw man been smoking jdub all day"

JDUB by ShermSticc November 10, 2011

Jdub 

Jdub- a term used by Syrian jews to refer to non-Syrian, especially ashkenazi jews.

Her brother-in-law is a jdub.

Jdub by Jaynima February 4, 2020

JDub 

A short way to say "I'm going to take a shyte". Named after one of the FunkNastiest shyters of all time, Brotha JDub.

"After I ate that Mexican food, it's time for a solid JDub".

JDub by The Guvna June 24, 2003

JDUB 

Gym faker, afraid of commitment

Are you going to the gym today

Nah fam, I’m Jdubing today

Are you in a relationship
I’m on that Jdub status

JDUB by Kokisf October 31, 2018

Jdub 

A jdub is a unit of measurement which uses the penis of the man known as Jdub. 1 Jdub is equal to 9405511206203092275616 inches. This is a Leagal and recognized form of measurement used in the metric and imperial measurement system.

I’m sorry I can’t sleep with you, you are only 1/32 a Jdub.

Jdub by Noginick August 16, 2023