ionia

A small town in the middle of Michigan, right smack dab between Grand Rapids and Lansing. (About a half-hour to hour via I-96 depending on traffic from either town.) These Michiganders are know well for their annual free fair. Odd things about this town is that the theater is supposedly haunted along with many abandoned house scattered around the town. If you talk with most anyone from this town they will come off as cold and shy but if you know them they are very warm-hearted, perverted, and crack some joke that their high school teacher told them. There are generations of people that live there and everyone feels like family except for the outsiders who just moved as they tend to pick on the people who have been there forever. Also there are rumors that the Vocal Music groups secretly run a cult during school.

"So I met someone from Ionia yesterday, she was so cold and talked in a monotone voice."
"Oh yeah, I grew up in Ionia, loved it there everyone was so kind and helpful. I really should go back one day and visit my family."

by SecretlyACultest August 12, 2016

iolanda

hot girl with much musical talent and a has nice voice but is asexual

damn, she's my iolanda, she sings like an angel.
Only stupid she is asexual as fuck

by pussilover69420 February 5, 2017

Iowa Meat Cleaver

Repeatedly smacking your dick onto a woman's back, as if you were using a meat cleaver to chop meat on a cutting board.

"Hey, how was last night?"
"Oh, it was great. I got to give my girlfriend an Iowa Meat Cleaver."

by Legener July 18, 2017

iosua

Variant of the name Joshua meaning God is salvation. It is pronounced Yo-su-wa.

Hi my name is Iosua

by Auhsoj uasoi August 1, 2021

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When you're so ridiculously bored, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, but with the letters spaced out. This is one of the final stages of a unnamed human being's boredom / procrastination. Now, i know why your're reading this, you typed it in, so enjoy finishing that 2000 word essay over the next 12 hours before it's due!

Ah, fuck it, I'm so bored I might as well just type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m in to my unnamed search engine to see what happens

by jake paul is a h e c c er February 9, 2021

Miss Ionary

A female member of a religious group with strong beliefs

Miss Ionary held iron fast to her belief structure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

iowegian

Derogitory term used towords people living in Iowa from people who live in the surrounding states, especially the Omaha area of Nebraska.

dude, my friend got egged by an iowegian, lets go kick his ass.

by Crmsn Kng May 20, 2006