Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017

Playtime Imposter

Somebody who dresses up like another's partner in order to have sex with them.

I was fucking my girlfriend, and then I realized it was a playtime imposter.

by The Man with No Name November 9, 2017

You implied something

When you secretly are implying something sexual that you low key want to happen

Barrack: Baby, you love having lots of whipped cream in your mouth

Michelle: OMFLC YOU IMPLIED SOMETHING!!

by Bob_The_Builder November 12, 2019

Chattahoochee Impact Driver

When you're laying some pipe in the bedroom and you begin to forward thrust and spin yourself on your penis with a strong sudden rotational force (like that of a break dancer). This force can allow you to spin hands free like an impact drill going out of control.

You gotta give her the old Chattahoochee Impact Driver if you want to get a second date.

by Kakophony May 20, 2020

Life Imprisonment

When a prisoner is sentenced to spend the rest of their life in prison. A very useless sentence, because once a prisoner gets it, they might as well have the death penalty. Either way they're going to die in prison. There are three types of life sentences.

Life With Parole:

When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.

Life Without Parole:

Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.

Practical Life Sentence

Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.

Two US states have Abolished Life Imprisonment.

Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison

Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.

Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:

Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020

King_Impy

an simp for cuphead and mugman and other stuff.

King_Impy is someone from twitter.

by HaHaMousyGoBrrr October 20, 2020

Permanent Impact

When a man anally rapes another man.

N: Don't make me permanent impact you.

Jake: I was permanently impacted last night while sleepwalking.

by Kvothechron October 25, 2020