Grasp

A form of contact-based telekinesis.

He grasps the dog and brings it to him

by OmnipresentMicroorganism April 19, 2018

Clit Gripper

A gripping of the cliterus to put one's woman in her place. Useful when wanting sammiches.

The clit gripper never fails to get my woman to make me a sandwich.

by Luke,Randy,and Josh April 25, 2010

nip grip

Nip grip is when you use you index, middle finger, and thumb in the shape of a triangle, grab someones nipple, squeeze as hard as you can, twist, and pull away from that person's body and quickly let go.

geez, my nipple hurts after john gave me that nip grip

by i love my sarahbear November 3, 2010

grippa

really; a synonym of hella

that jersey is grippa tight

by jasdkjadks August 21, 2003

Grimple

Is the skin around the shaft of the penis, located between the foreskin and base.

Michael: "I don't know if I can Mark!"

Mark: "Just do it Michael, touch the Grimple!"

Michael: "But your all foreskin!"

Mark: "Thats not a foreskin that's my Grimple!"

by Rumple-foreskin December 14, 2010

Carlsbad Grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the tip of one's penis whilst receiving sexual services (usually by underaged Thai hookers,) said to be spectacular... or lethal.

-Where's Teddy?
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.

by Drewsome May 17, 2006

gripe wipe

The need to wipe the anus due to excess sweating and or wet farting that has left a wet sticky feeling in the crack of the ass.

"Excuse me dude, it's 98 degrees out here and my crack is dripping...I need a gripe wipe NOW.

"Damn, I really need a gripe wipe - I've been blowing wet farts all day."

"Stop complaining and go give yourself a gripe wipe!"

by WordWally June 5, 2009