Green Goblin 

2 Sparks and 1 blue Mad Dog (Bling-Bling flavor)... the best drink known to man

Q: Yo man we drinkin that Green Goblin again tonight?

A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.

Green Goblin by Slash12 June 27, 2008

Green Fever

An attraction to someone of Irish race or nationality. Similar to Yellow Fever.

Man, I think I got a touch of green fever from that Irish girl I met at the pub.

Green Fever by sturmj December 11, 2009

green shell 

something that is meant to hurt others but usually just fucks over someone innocent. Derived from the popular game Mario Cart

Blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those fucking green shells. You're tripping.

green shell by Billy Bragg April 26, 2006

Green God

The God of Marijuana.
Used mostly when you lose or drop some bud on the ground in an outdoor area.

Mat: Shit I think i dropped a little nug
Kody: oh dude dont worry just givin back to the green god.

Green God by Janigga April 12, 2008

Green Lip 

A dark discolouration of the lips, both the Labium superius and the Labium inferius, as a result of smoking a poorly constructed joint or using low quality papers or roach material. By no means occurring frequently, when it does happen it can be notoriously difficult to clean off, and may require the use of a damp flannel or other rough material.

Usually a brown hue, green lip can sometimes be detected by feel (the lips can become slightly sticky) but is invariably pointed out to the sufferer by a smoking buddy. Those smoking alone may only realise they are suffering from green lip when looking in a mirror or meeting another person.

The name does not come from the colour of the residue left on the lips, but from the cause of the colouration - green.

"Mate, you got some shit on your lip."
"Shit man, its this joint, it's given me fuckin' green lip, you better give it a dry or something."

"It was well embarrassing, I had a sneaky joint before the interview to 'G' me up a bit but realised after the interview I had some serious green lip goin' on."

Green Lip by Seany Blitz December 7, 2009

Green Leaf Check 

Used by adolescents in mid/late 90s, A term shouted by any one person while walking with a group of friends while holding a green leaf, anyone who does not have a green leaf in their possession would get punched/hit until they found/picked up a green leaf.

Friend 1: picks up green leaf while walking with group of peers, shouts "green leaf check"
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Friends scatter to find green leaf while getting punched (usually in arm) by persons with green leaf in hand

Green Leaf Check by Tiny718 January 2, 2010

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

Green Penis Grandma Cookie by Professional Educator September 22, 2020