Fool Catcher

A "fool catcher" is any item or device used to give away the unwanted entrance to a place or to go into an area which is restricted or be used when not authorized. In "Thunderball", James Bond puts a hair across the bottom of his hotel room closet to see if the door gets opened while he is away. Other fool catchers are bottles tied together with fishing line on a staircase, a bell or a can of nails placed on a windowsill near the catch which will fall and make noise if the window if opened or greasing the handle of a questionable knife - if it later shows a print, it was used; if it's clean later, it was used.

He tried to sneak in through the window, but the fool catcher gave him away. Or

I told her to stay out of my stuff, and I later saw the fool catcher was gone - she went in my stuff anyway.

by hiwaychild July 18, 2018

June fools

day where you fool people like April fools, but it’s celebrated specifically on the 17th of June of 2024

T: “I hate roblox”
H: “what….? But you play roblox everyday”
T: “hahah happy June fools!”

by smartaslpro June 17, 2024

Bobo the fool

When you tell yo momma an lie and she look at you like she confused

1. Do I look like bobo the fool to you?
2. Bitch you must think im bobo the motherfucking fool

by Whoknockingatmyfuckingdoor February 1, 2023

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be

As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022

Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 3, 2023

G Fool

A man named Lewis...he is a G Fool...

Of course I'll be selected for that epic thing...I'm a G Fool

by neocraven March 12, 2025