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voting in Florida 

1.) a phrase emphasizing the lack of recognition one may get for doing a certain thing

2.) a useless activity
Ace: I spent all day on WoW farming titanium ore.

Gary: Yikes, really? So you've been voting in Florida all day while I've been at work? Nice, thanks...

Ace: Well, you may have made 120 real-life dollars, but I've made over 4k gold! So, suck it.
voting in Florida by jbushido August 31, 2010
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hampton florida 

The white trash capital of Bradford County Florida. Where the girls only occupation is keeping their legs open.
hampton florida by Truth and logic December 28, 2016

No Algebra for Florida 

A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.
To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.

The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo 

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.
Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.

Inverness, Florida

The town that has nothing to do for anyone young. You have to go to Ocala to go to any decent stores or to do anything exciting. No one knows where it is and if they have heard about it then you should say you're sorry. Oh and its all about The Canes football....yeah right!
"Where do you live?"
"Inverness, Florida"
"Where?"
"Oh its about 30 minutes from Ocala."
"Oh! Never heard of it but I know where Ocala is."

University of Central Florida 

University of Central Florida

The single best school in the entire world. Without a lick of history prior to its founding in 1963, it's already the single biggest school in the country for undergraduates (and third for total undergrad and grad students). Located in Orlando, Florida, the University of Central Florida (UCF) offers its students an incredible variety of opportunities academically, socially, professionally, and visually. Its girls are world-renowned for their beauty, brains, and class, and its men are of such class and excellence that they are the only men worth these ladies' time and affection.

If accepted, it is a life-defining, catastrophically stupid mistake to not attend this university. If you are a prospective student, however, you may fear that you won't fit in with such excellent people. However, just getting accepted to UCF typically means that you have a high degree of skill, attractiveness, and luck. Accepting the offer of enrollment proves this.

The University of Central Florida is, again, the best school in the world. Period.
I received a first-class education in awesomeness at the University of Central Florida. My major was mechanical engineering.

Normally, when people are confronted with a woman of exceptional beauty, they become scared and nervous. UCF grads are well-versed in how to deal with such women.

UCF has a Chocolate Club. Seriously, what other information do you need?

Germany or Florida 

On the radio show "Loveline". (people in Los Angeles, it's on KROQ at 10PM). Callers give a story to the hosts (and guest/s) and they guess if it took place in Germany or Florida.
Man loses genitalia to necrosis by constriction---Germany
Germany or Florida by My name December 6, 2003