feening

To really crave something, or want something. Usually refering to weed, drugs ect...

timmy-"do you smell that?!?!?!"
bob-"dude, thats weed!"
timmy-"fuck, i really wanna get high"
bob-"yea im feening for that shit"
timmy-"damn im feening to!"

by jecemini September 19, 2007

feed bankruptcy

feed bankruptcy is the result of being away from social media for so long that it is impossible to catch up on all the posts in your feed since you were last logged on.

Jeff: "Been away for the weekend. Declaring feed bankruptcy. None of y'all did anything interesting anyways, right?"

by txba397 August 26, 2011

Feenix

(noun) - an arrogant and conceited person; believes he/she is better than everyone else
- someone who thinks they are above the rules because he/she is better than the people the rules apply to
- someone who does not believe he/she has peers because no one is equal to him/her
- someone who thinks he/she is what "awesome" looks like
However, in reality, none of these things are accurate.

Person 1 -"I just stacked 250 bales of hay. I'm super awesome"
Person 2- "You're such a feenix."

Person 1- "I'm so much better at remembering letters than everyone else."
Person 2- "You're not nearly as smart as you think you are. You're a feenix"

Person 1- "My life sure is super duper awesome. Your life is lame"
Person 2- "You take that back, you feenix! You don't know my life!"

by ThisIsMyPseudonymOkay? October 10, 2012

feed the middle

Taking a dump - comes from one of the greatest movies of all time - The Human Centipede. After the three people are attached ass to mouth in a line - the first part of the hum an"centipede" takes a shit. Of course, it goes into the mouth of the second part of the "centipede" while the mad doctor screams "Yah! Feed the bitch".

To your friends while getting up to go take a shit - "Alright guys, I gotta go feed the middle.

by Dr. Shitfuck June 5, 2010

bird feed

Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.

bird feed equals Vlad or nikolai

by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010

Dont feed the Troll

Not giving the attention a troll needs.

Adrian: AMERICA SUCKS!!!
Jay: NO IT DOESN'T!!!
Adrian: *laughs* I was trolling you, thanks for the attention XD
Jay: GRRRRRR.
Xavier: Dont feed the troll, Jay. Next time, when Adrian says something like that, think about if he's trolling or being serious.

by carafa0123 May 22, 2016

Feenie

Mainstream, non-cool person. Usually a freshman in high school can be referred to as one of these. Usually are in love with hipsters, when the hipsters are annoyed as fuck outa them. Females who usually wear hollister or "The North Face" jackets. this derrogitary term is usually used when they join drama or chorus because they think it makes them abstract. It doesn't, they're just feenies. They usually have a good group of feenie friends who also wear the same clothes and listen to the same garbage music. Lots of them if you ever visit Monterey High School, in Monterey, California.

Hey dude, we should be feenie's for halloween. Okay lets get some ipod touches that our moms bought us and our mainstream clothes!

by Not_A_F@*#^&!_Hipster August 12, 2011