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the filthy doorknob

(partner MUST have eaten a gasious food such as beans or chili before sex) when your partner rips ass during your fuck time, you sucker punch your partner in the ass hole hard and start fisting him/her till they bleed. after you remove your fist, shit MUST pour out.
*news reporter* "were at the scene of the new porn ASSES OF FURY and a porno chick just had her innards ripped out because the male performed THE FILTHY DOORKNOB
by Dick Traceless January 6, 2008
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dork

A word only used by dorks. Used as a general insult, or sometimes as an incorrect synonym for nerd or geek
"Haha, that dork still says dork. What a dork... Why are you looking at me like that??"
by IkeM October 11, 2003
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DORKAPOTOMUS

is a dirivative of the word dork and hippopotomus.
My Sister in Law is Dorkapotomus.
by AmandaMichele October 20, 2009
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Dork girl

A dork that gets a break from being called a dork because she wasn't born with a penis.
The dork girl is a fuckin dork, but nobody calls her that because she's not a male. What a double standard.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019
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Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it
"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"
by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011
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Dork

A person of little intelligence, with knowledge of an abstract field. Comes off as useless, or rediculous.

Not to be confused with a Geek, which is a Person of intelligence pertaining to a specific field; Generally obsessive to the point that they have a serious deficiency of social skills or understanding.

Also not to be confused with Nerd, which is a combination of the two, and is out-dated.
Nobody cares what color legolas's panties are, dork.

I can't believe that geek would rather stay home and design software for extra credit than come out and have a drink with us.
by Skrewbox April 3, 2009
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12-dork

A person so dumb they have "12:00" as the time displayed on any digital equipment.
She's a 12-dork...can't even use her Casio watch.
by julesk September 5, 2006
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