Dike diver

A guy who seeks to go down on a manly lesbian. A man who practices in going down on manly lesbians.

Franky went down on that lesbian Annie. Man, what a nasty dike diver.

by TtotheK September 30, 2010

Dumpster Dive

Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage

Hey Sam, I can't believe you waited outside all night at Best Buy just to Dumpster Dive.

by Brewcrew7 November 11, 2010

Dive Bomb

The act of drunkenly, running across a room, where a party is going on, jumping onto a table with the sole purpose of breaking it and making yourself look awesome/like an ass.

Holy shit, did you just see Holloway dive bomb that table?

by Live Ever Die Never February 20, 2009

Stinky Diver

Going down on a girl's ass.

That guy hates eatting pussy, but he loves eatting ass...he is a stinky diver!

by Tom Sroka November 14, 2007

Nose Dive

When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.

Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."

by giveittomerawdog August 19, 2010

Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

by CoReY f August 8, 2006

deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

by nick staton February 5, 2008