Crankadank

A person who is in a cranky or in aggravated mood. Usually used by puerto rican girls from Elgin, Illinois.

"Dannngg someones a crankadank today!

by Cory J.P February 22, 2008

crankin' dogs

When one has gas, producing flatulance that sounds like barking dogs.

My god, I'm never eating Vito's meatballs again. I was crankin' dogs all night!

by solomonk3 May 9, 2008

cranking some hendy

1.The act of performing one or more sexual acts in a public place.

2.Receiving sexual satisfaction from a celebrity while in their line of business, such as on a movie set with an actor.

1."My girlfriend and i were recently at a benihana for our anniversary and she was totally 'cranking some hendy' under our section of the table

2."i saw Tom Cruise at Warner Bros. Studios today and he was cranking some hendy on the set for Mission Impossible 4 with Katie Holmes!"

by TheVBeffect January 2, 2012

Crank

English word deriving from the combination of 'cry' and 'wank' (slang for masturbation) to denote the fact that the masturbation is rooted in deep sadness and is the poor man's rendition of drinking one's sorrows away

She left me again, I'll just have a crank and fall asleep tonight.

by The white black March 29, 2016

Crank

A crank is a hit on a persons head for doing something or saying something dumb

He said two plus two was six, so I got my crank

by KingMatt05$2002 September 21, 2016

Crank up the old Evinrude

The process of trying to get and old, tired dick ready for battle. A rallying cry for boaters.

It had been so long since I ducked, but with a willing spirit, I attempted to crank up the old Evinrude.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

crankopotomas

An extremely cranky person

The boss is a crankopotomas today.

by CarioCgl February 22, 2017