threes company

when you put your dick AND two fingers in a girls vagina.

i was fucking amber, and i gave her a threes company, a dirty brian,a tony danza AND a donkey kong.

by xxxchrisxxx October 13, 2006

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

Comes back

When coke is cooked up and comes back as crack

Buyer: "No I wanted the hard"
Seller: "Dont worry it comes back"

by Ex-Dealer May 24, 2008

Campsite

A spot where two or more teammates sit and wait for the enemy to run by as an easy target to kill. Usually this group of campers like to remake Brokeback Mountain and have very intense anal sex in their tents at their campsites when nobody is around. AKA these guys are fags.

UnoBlackFinger: God damn their whole team is camping their asses off!

XjojobonjrX: What fags.

UnoBlackFinger: Meet me over by the truck. Let's wreck this campsite!

by iH8campers November 7, 2010

Crossroads Trading Company

A small chain of consignment stores mostly found in the San Francisco Bay Area but there are also stores in the Central Valley, Los Angeles, Sacramento, Orange County, Seattle, Portland and Chicago. Their marketing stitch is that you can buy secondhand designer, fashion forward clothing for less than you would pay at department stores and you could sell your lightly used, fashionable clothing for either money or a credit that goes towards their store. Crossroads is staffed by snooty, judgmental bitches with their nose in the air because they think their working at Saks Fifth Ave. or just landed a job at Vouge magazine when instead they look like idiots because they're actually working at a shitty warehouse that smells like crap. The girls at Crossroads also don't know what's actually valuable when you try to trade in your perfectly desirable clothing. For example a girl at Crossroads would rather give you a credit for a D&G dress that you spilled bleach all over and is half eaten by your dog than a nice barely worn pair of black pants from Macys but is unfortunately not a designer brand. Basically unless you want to sell your designer clothes don't even bother trying to sell anything to this lost bunch.

Girl at Crossroads: As you can see I've been highly educated about the fashion industry and style by working at Crossroads Trading Company.
Vogue Employer: You mean Goodwill?

by norcalprincess15 August 10, 2009

comlsum

The UCS screen that shows information on the account such as rate discounts, annual premium, commission, and collateral. This screen also shows lines of authority for the region, service center and agent.

Yo man, update that comlsum screen so I can check it out while I'm grubbin on these scrimps!

by suretyman August 6, 2003

comp a bizzle

when you intend to get your penis sucked from an individual

Adam Mirabile wanted to comp a bizzle from his drunk grandma, but she licked his brown eye instead.

by Davey Allen December 21, 2003