compsoy 

Mocking variation of "computer science".
Invented by a programming twitch streamer / youtuber tsoding when implementing goto statement in OCaml.

Ocaml is a compsoy language.
Using recursion is compsoy

compsoy by fifgo June 24, 2023

compsoy parrot

A normally programming adjacent person (does not do any real programming, aka a compsoy person), who fills up their word dictionary with technical nonsense buzz words, spews them condescendingly, with or without understanding what they are actually talking about.

Compsoy parrot: I get the impression that you believe that these development skills are linear. This is not the case, as codebases live in multi-dimensional lossy conceptual spaces. When new developers arrive, it's valuable to ensure that there is a diverse array of conceptual entrypoints for them.

Person 2: I get the impression that you don't mind that i spent the last night with your mother. She was really impressed by my non-linear development skills. Now shut up you compsoy parrot, and try doing some actual programming instead of spewing random garbage

compsoy parrot by treuks October 14, 2023

compsoc

Originating from IT, Blanchardstown, Ireland. Used in relation to an individual, being a member of the, on campus, Computer Society, dedicating 100% of his resources away from study to further the Computer Society for others. An unselfish act to spread the ethos of compsoc.

Did you just stay up all night working on that network configuration for your society? You must be compsoc man.

compsoc by Leimrod September 22, 2004

compson 

A horribly made bot.

A noob who is afraid of losing and does not have shit number one about what he is doing.

He knew what he was doing?!
But compson, your just a compson!

compson by GhOsTkIpZ September 4, 2014

Compsognathus 

Definition 1: A very small carnivorous dinosaur that was brought to the attention of the public by Jurassic Park and can be seen in many subsequent video games. Commonly called the Compy or Compies.

Definition 2: A large group of irritating and/or annoying people, usually teenagers in the age range of 13-17.

Example 1: “I love the Compsognathus! It’s so tiny and cute; I’d love to own one if they ever clone them.”

Example 2: Guy 1: “Jesus man, look at all of the compies outside the vape shop. They’re blocking off the entrance to the Walmart because there’s so damn many of them”
Guy 2: “Holy shit these compsognathus fucks love their Peace Tea, don’t they?”
Guy 1: “The drink of snotty little shits, my friend.”

Compsognathus by Starsparce May 16, 2021

Compson 

A mustard colored ball bag who keeps suggesting we invite vacant hospitals to the server

Oh look its that mustard prick compson again.

Compson by Duckstab March 24, 2023