cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

by rterrana691 April 11, 2014

cerebella

A big tit thot

Damn look at that cerebella across the street

by Jacoliexp May 29, 2018

Cereal

A pleasant and less crude way of mentioning sex. Often used by people that don’t want to publicly speak about sex and adult behaviour.

Susan had cereal last night, I couldn’t believe it. I wonder if she’ll have it in the morning as well.

by TheCurtainsWereFrigginBlue June 22, 2018

Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"

My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries

by NativityNinja August 24, 2018

Cerebro

Your smart nerdy friend.

Hey, Cerebro, put down that lego Deathstar and talk to a girl. Stat.

by Bobakalacka January 14, 2020

cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

Ceres

Canadian slang for a Raven Haired woman.

Sarah is a natural Ceres.

by Svetlana Svetikova fan May 31, 2021