Benjamin Tanklin

A heavily armored Benjamin Franklin.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Tanklin? That boy sure is heavily armored."

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Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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Benjamin.

Benjamin is my favorite person in the entire world. He's sweet and caring and he'd do anything for anyone, as I would for him. He's a genuinely good guy and means the world to me and others, he's insanely smart and funny and strong. Strong mentally and very much physically as well, hes got them big ass arms with a shit ton of muscles in em and his pecs and and thighs are amazing. I love Ben.

Benjamin. is the absolute best. Literally unbeatable. I love him.

by nails4breakfast April 25, 2022

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Benjamin

Benjamin's are better than the rest. They are the most period beings to exist in the entire of the universe and every dimention there ever was.

Person 1: Wow you are such a benjamin
Person 2: wow, thanks

by Hinko November 23, 2021

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Benjamin

Benjamin is the most amazing person you could ever meet. He knows how to make you laugh and smile when you don't want too. If you ever cross paths with a Benjamin make sure you don't miss your shot at such a wonderful person.

Benjamin is a major butthole.

by Benjamin's Girlfriend February 14, 2024

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