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Dutch Bakery

An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.
BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "

KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"

BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."
by chonbrother July 5, 2010
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One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.
by Bryan "DJ Kenn"/Will da Thrill January 12, 2009
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Beaner running

To run away with no location in mind; meander.
Kirsten hates when I start beaner running from her.
by J. tangg May 3, 2008
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faker baker

Ryan McCall is a faker baker
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Vagina Beater

A man who knows how to fuck the hell out of pussy.
Peter is an excellent Vagina Beater. He made Kim not able to walk for two weeks
by TAKimble May 27, 2010
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Baby Beaver

I love eating out baby beaver, because I don't have to floss after.
by John Unitas April 8, 2006
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Beaver Alert

When a female wears a skirt or dress so short you can almost see her genitals.
Beaver Alert! That skank over there in the leopard print is showing everyone her business.
by Formore June 20, 2011
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